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Boy 1 to Boy 2
Tum us ladki ke peeche kyu pade ho.?
Uska to pahle se hi Bf hai..
Boy 2 Smart Rply
Khali kursi par to koi bhi baith sakta hai..
Dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho..

Wo Subah Ka Alarm Wo Pani Ki Thandk
Wo Shampu Ki Botal Wo Liril Ki Tazgi
Wo Naya Kapdo Ka Sukun Tum Kya Jano
Ye To Roz Nahane Wale Hi Jane.

Universal Truth :
Kaamyabi "TOILET" Ki
Bdbu Ki Tarah Hoti Hai!!
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Bardasht Tabhi
Hoti Hai.
Jab Apni Ho.

Juni Kahevat:
"Maa Te Maa Bija Badha Van Vagda Na Vaa"

Navi Kahevat:
"Patni E Patni Ane Biji Badhi
Swadisht Chattni...!!!"

SALARY aur PERIOD
Ek jaise hote hain..

30 din me 1 baar aati hai
Aur
4-5 din me khatm ho jati hai..

Late aaye to tension
Aur
Agar na aaye to Samjho
WATT lag gayi....

Koi Gham Nahi Magar Dil Udas Hai,
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(◦.◦)
<) )>
_/ /_
Zyada Mat Socho, Ye Sab Bakwas Hai.

Girl- Ye pyar kaise hota h?
Boy-Jab time kharab chal raha ho,
Shani ki dsha kharab ho,
Apka mangal bhari ho or
Bhagwan maza lene k mud me ho
Tb pyr ho jata hai.

1. POLICE MAN - Sab
Mujh Se Darte
Hai Or Main Biwi Se
2. MOCHI- Main Juto Ki
Marammat
Karta Hu Or Biwi Meri
3. TEACHER- Main School
Me
Lecture Deta Hu or Ghar
Me Sirf
Sunta Hu.
4. OFFICER- Main Office
Me BOSS
Hu or Ghar Me Naukar
5. JUDGE- Main Court Me
Faisale
Sunata Hu or Ghar Me
Khud Insaaf
Ka Talabgar
Faisala Aapke Hath Me
Hai,
Kunware Raho, Khush
Raho.
Note- Jo Shadi Kar Chuke
Hai Sabr
Kare or Jinki Nahi Hui Wo na kre...

Exam funda-
Kisi ko kisi bhi exams me
Pass karwana ho to mujhe
Rs.15OOO Aur uska
Roll number send kar dena
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Mai uske liye DUA karunga..

Sasural me damad ki izzat kyo zada hoti he ?
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Kyoki vo jante he ki
Ye vohi mahaan aadmi he
Jisne hamare ghar ka
Toofan sambhal rakha hai..

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