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Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe,
Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?




Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai.
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"DHAKKAA !"

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SMS ID-[297239] | Category-Jokes SMS

Dad - Beta Ek Sawal Pucho Tumse
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Me - Ha Dad Pucho Na
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Me - Me Jabhi Tumhare Room Me Ata Hu,
To Tu Hamesha COMPUTER Ka WALLPAPER Hi Kyu Dekhta Hai

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SMS ID-[296464] | Category-Jokes SMS

Court Me R@pe Ke Uper Ek Case Chal Raha Tha.
Jis Ladki Ka Rape Hua Tha Vakeel Ne Us Se Pucha
Vakil: Behenji Kya Hua Tha?”
Ladki: Pehle Isne Mujhe Giraya”
Vakil: Fir Kya Hua Behenji?”
Ladki: Fir Blouse Fada”
Vakil: Fir Behenji?”
Ladki: Fir Pettikot Fada”
Vakil: Fir Behenji?”
Ladki: Fir Kya, Aapki Behn Ch*d Gayi

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SMS ID-[291391] | Category-Jokes SMS

Bus Accident
Man Crying :- Mera Hath Kat Gaya,
Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai.
Chintu :- Abey Chup Baith.
Udhar Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya,
Fir Bhi Chup-chaap Pada Hai..!!

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SMS ID-[289107] | Category-Jokes SMS

Girl: Sports Me Interest Hai?
Boy: Haan
Girl: Cricket?
Boy: Haan
Girl: Football
Boy: Haan
Girl: Waise Karte Kya Ho?
Boy: Satta Khelta Hoon.:d:d

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SMS ID-[287937] | Category-Jokes SMS

2008-
क्या आपके toothpaste
में लौंग है ??


2010-
क्या आपके toothpaste
में नमक है ??

2013-
क्या आपके toothpaste
में नमक और निम्बू है ??

2016-
क्या आपके toothpaste
में नमक, निम्बू, चाट मसाला
है ??
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2018-
Colgate dal fry special,

Colgate butter masala,

Colgate lemon tea flavor,

Colgate mix veg,

Colgate Spicy....
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2021-
क्या आपके मुँह में
दांत हैं ??

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SMS ID-[284306] | Category-Jokes SMS

Kya Time Aa Gaya Hai..
Boys Ke Liye Film Bani To
"Ek Tha Tiger"
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Girls Ka Number Aaya To,
"Ek Thi Daayan"

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SMS ID-[270421] | Category-Jokes SMS

Ladkiyo Ko Ezzat Do.
Q Ke Agar Aaj Tum Unko Ezzat Dogey Toh.
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Kal Ko Ho Sakta Hai K Woh Bhi Tum Ko Apni Ezzat De Den.

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SMS ID-[262643] | Category-Jokes SMS

Arz Kiya Hai,
Nach Meri Bulbul Tujhe Paisa Milega!
Wah... Wah..
Nach Meri Bulbul Tujhe Paisa Milega!
Hum C.I.D Se Hai,
Koy Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega!!!

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SMS ID-[261426] | Category-Jokes SMS

Biwi Market Se Lauti.
Pati: Mera Andaza Yeh Keh Raha Hai
Ki Iss Dibbe Mein Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai.
Patni: Arey Wah Mere Pati Parmeshwar,
Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Hai,
Isme Mere Naye Sandals Hain.

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SMS ID-[255666] | Category-Jokes SMS
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