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Paisa Bistar De Sakta Hai..
Neend Nhi..
Paisa Bhojan De Sakta Hai..
Bhuk Nhi..
Paisa Ache Kapde De Sakta Hai..
Sundarta Nhi..
Paisa Aiso Aaraam Ke Sadhan De Sakta Hai..
Sukoon Nhi..
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Isliye Ap Sab Se Nibedan Hai Ki.
Apna Apna Paisa Mere Naam Transfr Kar Ke
Sanyash Le Lein . :P :D :O

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SMS ID-[232230] | Category-Jokes SMS

Police - Kaha Ja Rahe Ho ?
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Sharabi- Daru Pine Se Hone Wale Nuksaan Pe Pravachan Sunne !
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Police- Itni Rat Ko Kon Dega Pravachan ?
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Sharabi- Biwi..
:-P :-D

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SMS ID-[232181] | Category-Jokes SMS

Woh To Me Ldki Hun Iss Liye,
Mujhe Badnaam Kiya Jaa Rha Hai.
Warna Pizza
Aur
Burgger B Koi Doodh Ke Dhule Ni H
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-Miss Maggi.

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SMS ID-[230039] | Category-Jokes SMS

Alia Reads In Newspaper
Police Caught 80 Kg Heroin!.
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Alia Shit Yaar
Sonakshi Ko Kyoun Pakda.

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SMS ID-[227010] | Category-Jokes SMS

Teacher: Chennai Ko Kiu Chennai Kehte He?
Student: Sir Chennai Ke Log Lungi Pehente Hai
Or Lungi Mein Chen Nehi Hoti Hai
Isliya To Chennai Ko Chennai Kehte Hai.

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SMS ID-[222552] | Category-Jokes SMS

Me : Maggi Do
Shopkeeper : General Ya Sc/st?

Me : Difference Kya Hai?

Shopkeeper : Sc/st Waali Ek Mint
Mei Ban Jaati Hai.

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SMS ID-[210931] | Category-Jokes SMS

Admi Ka Dil Bda Hona Chahiye
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Chota To Bheem Bhi Hai.

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SMS ID-[209859] | Category-Jokes SMS

Girl:-tum Boys Toilet K Baad Aapna Hilate Kya Ho...?

Dhassu Ans By Boy

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Hum Usko Yaad Dilate Hai K,
Jaag Ja Tera Uddesya Sirf Mootna Hi Nahi Hai.

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SMS ID-[206284] | Category-Jokes SMS

पप्पू प्रपोज करते हुए: I Love You.
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लड़की: तमीज से बात करो
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पप्पू: ओम मंगलम भगवान विष्णु मंगलम गरुड ध्वज्:
मंगलम
पुण्डरिकाक्षाय With Due Respect I Beg To Say
That
" I Love You"
देवी जी ,Offer ग्रहण करें ,
स्वाहा !

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SMS ID-[205044] | Category-Jokes SMS

Mom : Kyon Rotey Ho?
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Son : Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
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Mom : Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
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Son : Kaam Wali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

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SMS ID-[201555] | Category-Jokes SMS
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