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Ladkiyo Ko Ezzat Do.
Q Ke Agar Aaj Tum Unko Ezzat Dogey Toh.
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Kal Ko Ho Sakta Hai K Woh Bhi Tum Ko Apni Ezzat De Den.

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SMS ID-[262643] | Category-Jokes SMS

Arz Kiya Hai,
Nach Meri Bulbul Tujhe Paisa Milega!
Wah... Wah..
Nach Meri Bulbul Tujhe Paisa Milega!
Hum C.I.D Se Hai,
Koy Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega!!!

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SMS ID-[261426] | Category-Jokes SMS

Biwi Market Se Lauti.
Pati: Mera Andaza Yeh Keh Raha Hai
Ki Iss Dibbe Mein Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai.
Patni: Arey Wah Mere Pati Parmeshwar,
Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Hai,
Isme Mere Naye Sandals Hain.

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SMS ID-[255666] | Category-Jokes SMS

Husband: Meri Shirt Ulti Karke Press Karna.
Wife: Ok.
After 10 Minutes.
Husband: Meri Shirt Press Ki?
Wife: Nahi.
Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti Nahin Aa Rahi Hai.

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SMS ID-[255630] | Category-Jokes SMS

2 Girls Returning From Movie,
1st: Mera Purse Chori Ho Gaya.
2nd Girl: Tu To Bra Mein Rakhti Thi.
1st: Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Saala Chori Kar Raha Hai.

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SMS ID-[255629] | Category-Jokes SMS

Girl: Mummy,
Jab Mein Susu Karti Hoon Tou Seeti Ki Awaaz Aati Hai.
Aap Ki Aati Hai?
Mummy : Beta Pehle Meri Bhi Aati Thi,
Ab Tumhare Papa Ne Baja Baja Ke Kharab Kardi Hai.

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SMS ID-[255628] | Category-Jokes SMS

God Ne Ek African Ladaki Ko Pankh Diye
Ladaki-wow!
God Kya Mai Pari Ban Gayi
God-nhi Re Pgli Tu To Chamgadad(bat) Ban Gayi.

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SMS ID-[254503] | Category-Jokes SMS

*BSNL Customer Care*
Me : Internet Bohat Slow Chal Raha Hai
Customer Care Man:
Wow! Internet Toh Chal Raha Hai Na Kush Raho.

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SMS ID-[251177] | Category-Jokes SMS

What A Cute Answer
Girlfriend:- You Think I Am Fat Now??
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Boyfriend:- No Baby,
You Have Just Become My Teddy
Bear
From A Barbie Doll.
Girlfriend:-shocks.
Boyfriend:-rockzz.

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SMS ID-[244515] | Category-Jokes SMS

Ek Maa Boli- Galiyo Me Khel-khelkar Bache
Kitne Gande Ho Jaate Hai|
Doosri Maa- Haan, Behanji| Ab Dekho Na,
Das Bacho Ke Muh Dhone Pade,
Tab Kahi Jaakar Mai Apne Guddu Ko Pehchaan Payi|.

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SMS ID-[244383] | Category-Jokes SMS
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